Josephine Laurence

• Paying for a TV Licence and there still not being anything on bloody TV.
• Paying for Cable and there still not being anything on TV.
• Selfishness
• Chavs…. not the footballer’s wife kind but the obnoxious, ASBO type ones
• Bad parenting (this generally leads to the above).
• Obese children…. Ah that rages me, seriously if you wanna be that’s fine, but don’t impose it on your children!
• Fake blondes that give real blondes a bad name…. Please be aware, I have nothing against people dying their hair blonde, just dying it and then acting like a thick fucking idiot.
• Vodka
• Buying clothes, wearing them, then realising it was probably a bad idea.
• Adult acne… enough already!
• Stomach aches…. once again, enough already!
• Being poor.
• Having to hide your feelings to save other peoples.
• Boredom.
• People that feel it’s OK to take the piss out of you.
• Not having a pent house apartment, a Mercedes SL500 and a million quid in the bank.
• Bad teeth
• People that claim benefits when they are perfectly capable of going out to work.
• The Labour government for allowing it.
• Unnecessary immigration…. in other words, people that come into the country with the sole intent of not contributing to the economy and poncing off those of us that actually go out to work and pay our taxes.
• The Labour government for allowing it.
• Being constantly nice to people and not getting anywhere whilst watching other people being obnoxious twats and succeeding in life!
• Bendy buses… seriously, they are just too long!
• Pedestrians in London… the road is for cars, not for people.
• Nasty, pretty, girls with no personalities, that are mean and nasty to other girls because they suffer from a mass insecurity complex.
• Insecurity in general, it leads to jealousy and nastiness… not nice.
• Queuing…. especially for night clubs.
• Rain… it ruins shoes!

I think that’s about it for now, but if I think of any more I’ll let you know.

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