The X Factor, Ibiza and Kickboxing Bears

What annoys me is commercials that blatantly lie… I’m sitting here in my hotel room, happily watching Eamon and Ruth on This Morning and the commercials come on… Now I am actually quite a big fan of commercials, as allot are strokes of genius… Kick boxing bears for Salmon, Feel my Fork.. brilliant…. however Mascara adverts are an entirely different kettle of fish… Why advertise a product that gives you a false eyelash effect, when clearly the model in your advert is wearing false eyelashes… I mean, it’s the false eyelashes that are brilliant, not the mascara, so why not make false eyelashes instead and advertise though, because people, that’s what we really want to know, where can you buy the bloody things from!! AHHHH!!!!

 Talking about This Morning, is it me or is the presenter Paul Ross completely under valued? Whilst his brother Johnathan Ross seems to always steal the lime light, Paul seems to float along and never really get the praise he deserves…. Paul I think you are brilliant… although, I do think your brother is brilliant too.

 It must be hard always being compared to your sibling…. No wonder rivalry comes into play. I’m glad I’ve never had to compete with my sister, we are completely different from each other and do completely different things for a living… I would hate it… I mean take Kylie and Danni Minogue… How would you feel if you was Danni!? Although she now has a good career on the X factor, Kylie, you can’t help but feel is the one that is seen to be the most successful… I wonder if there is any kind of resentment…

 Oh and mentioning the X factor, I am very excited about the start of it tomorrow… I know you may think that I am very sad to actually be excited, but I LOVE the first programmes where they travel around the country doing the 1st stages of auditions… I mean I don’t mean to sound like a bitch, but some of the contestants are unreal… After the 1st few programmes though, I do tend to loose interest… And how good does Cheryl Cole look? I think she is great and incredibly beautiful… shame she married such a Pratt who clearly doesn’t appreciate what he’s got!! I mean if I was married to the male equivalent to Cheryl Cole, you’d never want to bloody cheat. That’s typical of men though (sorry boys), taken things for granted, thinking the grass is greener, or simply getting a kick out of the chance of being caught…. And you always get caught…. In the end…

 I’ve just noticed that I haven’t actually written on my blog for about 6 weeks… God time flys!! So what have I been doing?? Well… not that much… I went to Ibiza…. Which was amazing… If you have never been, you really, really have to go! It’s beautiful and so much fun!! Last year was the 1st time I had been and it was sooooo good I ended up going twice, and the 1st chance this year I was back! Amazing!!

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I am very please to say, that I have always just landed myself a new football show, so make sure you look out for it! It’s called ‘The Sweet FA’, and is basically a football show based around the 5 London clubs…  we’ll be there reporting, interviewing fans, being complete dickheads… I can’t wait… So if you are a fan of Arsenal, West Ham, Fulham, Chelsea or Tottenham and you go to the home games, make sure you look out for us!!

 Right, I’m off to the gym… See ya x

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