Josephine Laurence

Whoo, talk about exhausting.. I haven’t been a west end party girl for quite a while and the past 7 days have certainly made up for that…. I mean, I’ve always gone out, but haven’t done back to back nights for quite a while, and I tell you what… the older you get the harder it becomes!!

So it all started at Swanky Sundays… theme = the future. Outfits = see below

Very messy night… I always find that with fancy dress parties… is it because you get so excited about dressing up that you get carried away and having one more than you usually would…???

 Anyway, the madness continued into the week, with Crystal on Wednesday night followed by Cuckoo club on Thursday….

 Chilled out on friday because I was gonna fucking die from tiredness!! I tell you what, it is bloody hard work…. getting ready, going out, being entertaining all night… you probably think I am acting ungrateful or spoilt, but honestly, you wanna give it a go…. plus I was working every day too…. whilst I’m thinking about it, I did this job… just a modelling one, dressing up as a police woman… a bit random, but wasn’t too bad… we all have to pay the rent after all… so anyway, I turned up with my friend Jacqui A (see picture above)… shortly afterwards we got sacked… I couldn’t beleive it!! I’ve never been sacked from anything in my whole life… the woman who we were working for was basically completely mad… it was like she was from the planet Zog… anyway, aparently, me and Jacqui had been sleeping on a sofa instead of working, which by the way is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard, considering I hadn’t been near a bloody sofa all god damn day… and this was enough to get sacked… I partly blame Jac (sorry babe)… basically, she had been feeling rather ill, so dragged me off to get chips to make herself feel better… we got caught… then binned… never mind… as I said the lady we were working for was nuts anyway… it did anger me though… quite alot… Now I’m not one for blowing my top, in fact I am probably the most laid back and placid person you’ll meet, but on this occasion, after being accused of something that I actually hadn’t done, I lost my rag at the crazy little woman… I felt bad afterwards about shouting at her, but she really pushed my buttons…

Anyway, after a well earned rest on Friday, it was time to hit the party seen again on Saturday… Now I have a very good friend who goes by the name of Dax…. Now Dax is a lovely guy and we always like to help a brother out, he is a club promoter and we tend to swan on down to quite a few of his nights. On Saturday he decided that it was gonna be yet another theme night… now, I love dressing up as do the rest of the ponies, so the prospect of a theme night is always exciting and a chance to go all out… The thing was, the theme was Trailer Trash Girls and Country Bumpkin Boys…. Now considering most of the ponies are from the suberbs of London, we are quite accostomed to Chavs and their dress code… so not wanting to disappoint, we went all out….

The only trouble is… we were the only ones who did…that’s right… we turned up at a night club on the busist night of the week… dressed as trailer trash… and we were the only ones… In fact I’m not even convinced yet that it wan’t a wind up… the looks we got were needless to say, priceless… In fact at one point 2 of the ponies popped outside for a cig, and as they were trying to get back into the club too nasty girls actually said “seriously, you’re not going to let them into the club dressed like that and not us?” can you beleive that!!

Regardless, it’s been a fab, but knakering 7 days… I need too sleep it off now…. x

Why is it that just when you don’t think things can get any worse they inevitably do????

 People call it sods law or something, but I call it a pain in the god damn arse!!

Apparently some scientist, somewhere proved that Sods Law actually exists! Well if that’s the case, and you can prove it’s existence, does that mean you can also find a cure for it and eradicate it from ever happening to you?

Apart from bad things genearally happening to me at the moment, they seem to be happening to every one everywhere… Is this just a stroke of bad luck that’s running through Britain at the moment like this awful weather or is it something that’s being imposed on us by some greater being??

I suppose life can’t be good all of the time, but seriously people, give me a god damn break!

 Still at least through all the badness there is a little ray of sunshine and that is the approaching bank holiday…. I love bank holidays, especially 4 day long ones….  Also, no matter how bad things get, there is also someone out there who’s life is a hell of a lot worse….

 I read in the papers yesterday and saw on the news this morning that a poor girl got killed and her body was found on Great Portland Street on Friday… The last time she was seen was leaving the members club Maddox last Thursday night…. The scary thing is, this has been a regular haunt of mine for quite a while now and I generally would have popped in on a Thursday night… Fortunately for me, last Thursday I wasn’t out due to work commitments but it got me thinking how easily that could have been me or anyone of the ponies…. I mean, I’m blonde and young just like she was…. It goes to show you…. things really could be worse…. that poor fucking girl… it keeps playing on my mind… I mean, just being in the wrong place at the wrong time can really go against you….. and what a waste of a life…. it just seems so pointless, and really, really sad…. RIP sweet heart x