Last Monday I did a photo shoot for the front cover of 100% Biker magazine with one of my dad’s bikes…. for those of you that don’t know, and most of you probably don’t, my dad builds old, classic, British bikes such as Norton’s and Vincents…. and to be fair is probably one of the best bike builders in the world…. sorry had a bit of a proud moment there… anyway…. one of my Dad’s bike’s has just won an award for the best Cafe Racer in Europe or something, so loads of Bike magazines want to shoot the bike etc…. so the random thing wasn’t actually doing the shoot, I’m used to that, it was prancing around, in my underwear, doing the typical Benny Hill type poses on the bike… with my Dad watching… can’t help but feel it may have been a bit wrong??? LoL So that was last Monday….

Didn’t really have that many plans for the rest of the week, so was just pottering around doing the odd silly job to tide me over and then suddenly I’m on a private jet, going to Mallorca with 2 of the show ponies, Jacqui and Liz where I have been all weekend and I’ve just got back…. again random…

Liz and Jac’s on the Private Jet!!!!!

Too top it all off, whilst it was snowing in the UK, it was very hot in Spain, which to be fair I didn’t really bank on, so there I was, sitting in the sun, having a lovely lunch on the beach (feel free to be jealous whenever you want! ha ha), not realizing just how strong the sun was…. when I got back to the hotel to take a shower…. low and behold, I had burnt, in a clear line across the whole of my chest and down both of my arms, whilst the rest of me remains completely white!! This my friends is not a good look I can tell you… random sun tan behaviour is not big or clever and now I have to walk around like a dick head with this tan until it eventually decides to go!!

Liz, me and Jackie…. Me looking quite red, (see neck line for details)… and a little bit drunk… whilst Liz had just finished being a Rock Star in the Kareoke Bar!!

Oooooo… just got motion sickness then as well whilst typing…. that doesn’t feel good…. in fact, may have to go lay down till it subsides…..